no i will NOT use an lj cut.

1. Initials: smh. pronounced SMUH
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you? herbert hoover, ANTONIO BANDERAS. zorro will be mine. hottie.
3. Where was your first kiss? i was 16, and i had told him i'd kissed other boys so i wouldnt look like the freak i really am. he was moving from the back seat to the front seat in my minivan (totally pimp) and just kind of frenched me on the way. whatever.
4. For or against same sex marriage? shit, i dont care, i'm not marrying gay so why would i care if others did. come on now.
5. Are you homophobic? nope
6. Are you bisexual? no but i get freaky.
7. Do you believe in God? Yes.
8. How many U.S states have you been to? 16
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 2 if you count when i went to school in illinois
10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? nope never been. i'm so sad.
11. Name something you like physically about yourself? god i love my monstrous stomach. gotta be honest with ya. no i guess i like everything in a way. mostly my hair though.
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself? i think i'm a good time in general and that's really all there is to it. lol
13. What's your mom's first name? Patti
14. What is your dream car? i'd totally drive an old camaro or an old pickup truck and feel super hot in it.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Australia
16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? never, really... at home at least. but at school, a few times or so..?
18. Do you download music? i used to, but my dad boinked my computer too much and now its a piece of trash like his.
19. How many illegal things have you done? a few. sex, drugs, rock and roll. you know how it is.
20. Where would you want to go on a first date? anywhere that there's a possibility for conversation and also an easy way out. walmart, that'd be a good place.
21. Would you date the person who posted this before you? we're already lovers.
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yes oh my god. thats so embarrassing. even if its just the two of you, and they have musical accompaniment, its' just terrible. sweet in theory but not so much in practice.
23. Ever been kissed under fireworks? yes
24. Do you like president Bush? i dont listen to authority. lol i dont know, i dont really dig politics and i'm gonna be honest and say i'm uneducated on all things related to them.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped? HELL no. i'm a huge puss when my feet arent on the ground or are about to leave it.
26. Have you ever white water rafted? nope
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? you bet
29. Have you met a real redneck? i'm dating one!
30. Are you racist? eh, not any more than most people, you knwo, with the generalizations and all. but no idont consider myself racist.
31. What song are you listening to right now? some television
32. What is your current favorite song? Be Without You - Mary J Blige
33. What was the last movie you watched? eeeeh....? How to lose a guy in ten days, but we didnt really watch it.
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? work.
36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? nope
37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Yes
39. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? i dont know, i have wierd taste physically i guess, and i tend to like funny-looking dudes, so i guess i'm going to say their confidence level. if he's cocky or too quiet, i'm not going there. ya know?
40. What really turns you on? breathe in my ears. HOLY GOD. ohohohoh and kiss my neck OOOOOO. lol yes. that's the truth folks.
41. What do you usually order from Starbucks? i dont. no coffee or coffee-related beverages for this muskateer.
44. Say something totally random about yourself? I have to shave my big toe. well, i dont have to, but i do. gross, no?
45. Do you have an iPod? nope
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? i'm the spitting image of roseanne. lol no i guess not. i have a wierd nose, i'm blaming that.
47. Whats your dad's name? Richard
48. Do you have braces? nope, but i wanted them on my lower teeth, cuz they're crOokEd.
49. Are you comfortable with your height? yes.
50. Do you like someone right now? yep!
51. How tall are you? 5'5"
52. Do you speak any other language other than English? eh, i took both spanish and french, and i speak better spanish than french, but i dont really. so i guess the answer is no. No, i don' speaka any otha languages, see?
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo? yes it really wasnt that fantastic.
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? No.
57. Do you watch MTV? no cable, so no mtv for me!
58. What's something that really annoys you? table manners are huge for me. dont fucking gulp, kids. just dont do it.
59. What are some things you really like? sex, whiskey, cheddar cheese, and crab rangoons.
60. Do you like Michael Jackson? as he was, yes. as he is? freeeeaky.
61. Can you dance? i could i suppose. i used to be one of those dance til you drop kids like in high school and shit, but now... i dont know i guess i just dont get into it as much.
62. Have you ever surfed? no the ocean sucks. too salty.
63. Do you know how to pump gas? i dont rightly know. YES i do.
64. Do you drive? everyday
65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? um, all night i guess. there was one time that i was at a rave party two blocks from my parents' house and i still had to be driven home at like 8am. too fucked up for words.
66. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? no, but after that car accident i thought i was seriously fucked up and would lose my nerve sensation in my legs or something
67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? after that car accident yeah. turns out, even when you've got a broken back they have to keep you on the body board. DICKS.
68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? i think that's pretty much the idea of dares, yes.
69. What's your favorite state to live in? iowa. maybe utah. i need a wide open space. right now anyway.